Everyone tells stories about young, beautiful, and graceful fairies but there are old fey out there too. Nobody knows if the Crumingy is an extremely old fairy or if he has just always looked that way, and none are brave enough to ask him.

Crusty as month-old bread and sour as curdled milk, the Crumingy bites with his words (as he doesn’t have many teeth left), but if you manage to gain his respect the Crumingy will grant you words of great wisdom… just don't expect him to sugar coat them for you!